I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Hoodie pana Randolph and Mortimer's portfolio diversification

Randolph and Mortimer's portfolio diversification strategy was just cruelty with a dress code

Distressed white block text reads "MILF" across the top

they're what you see after the sixth margarita

Somewhere a better version of you is thriving while you got sent to this barbecue with distressed lettering as proof of existence

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Hoodie pana Randolph and Mortimer's portfolio diversificationPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU