Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green bordered by small white dots

bordered by small white dots resembling light bulbs

sell some postcards

Pastel camouflage only works until the horse runs out of patience

flanked by two white five-pointed stars

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green bordered by small white dotsSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved