You're Half of Hundred 50th Birthday Candle Size:9oz relatable addition to any wardrobe

relatable addition to any wardrobe that celebrates the complexity of our emotions with a smile

a playful nod to the proud partners of those who rule the roads

This tee is a silent shout-out to the masters of restraint and champions of the unspoken zinger

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Made with pride by our crew

You're Half of Hundred 50th Birthday Candle Size:9oz relatable addition to any wardrobeThere is no gentle way to do this math. Fifty is half of one hundred, and someone in her life was always going to point it out. Congratulations, it is you. This 50th birthday candle commits to the bit. The label reads You're Half of Hundred, a fact she can neither refute nor forgive. Who this is for: The sibling who has been saving this joke for a decade The friend group where roasting is the love language Anyone needing a funny gift for her fiftieth