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Who Farted? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Crawling through five hundred yardsAsking "who farted" in a room has a 100% false denial rate and a 0% chance of producing a credible suspect. Nobody has ever answered honestly, making it the most rhetorically pointless question in human history. The Details: Distressed golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "Who Farted?" in rounded, flowing 1970s style letterforms with a vintage worn texture. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle stitching for durability.