Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M rendered with black outlines and

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Adding "it gets worse" just upgrades it from guidance counselor wall art to the most honest thing in the room

Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving-style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses

Punxsutawney already trusts a rodent in formal wear to predict the weather

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M rendered with black outlines andTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered