I Love Peeing Outside - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal flanked by "Est

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Golden-tan silhouette of California sits behind outlined navy blue block letters reading "CAL" with white fill

Naming yourself La Flama Blanca while speaking zero Spanish is exactly the branding move only a man with his own fireworks budget would attempt

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I Love Peeing Outside - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather True Royal flanked by "EstSlapping a heart on peeing outside borrows the same font as sincere civic pride, which is exactly the level of dignity it deserves. Every guy at a barbecue has ranked the trees in his yard by privacy and drainage. The Details: Distressed white letter "I" and a white heart symbol sit at the top. Large weathered white text below reads "Peeing Outside" in a rounded typeface, all arranged in the classic souvenir layout with heavy grunge texture throughout