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Somewhere your uncle is still proud of this joke

Four little plants in cute pots doing more swear word laundering than an accountant in the Cayman Islands

Golden-yellow arched distressed text reads '1980 GLENBORO' above 'ANNUAL' and 'PRISON' flanking a vintage illustration of a cowboy riding a bucking bull with one arm raised

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