Beaver Liquor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Brown Embrace the holiday season with

Embrace the holiday season with a twist in our all-over print button-up collared shirt

Distressed golden-yellow text reading "STATEN ISLAND ROLLADIUM" curves along the top of a circular border

which means "I've only had one" is just drunk math with a built-in alibi

The mystery

Beaver Liquor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Brown Embrace the holiday season withBeaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene. That cheerful cartoon mascot exists solely to give you three seconds of plausible deniability before grandma sounds it out. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BEAVER LIQUOR" above a cartoon beaver in brown and orange with a white belly, crosshatched flat tail, large front teeth, and a cheerful expression, holding a green bottle. Green text